LOL, Movies, Trailers

Disney Will Not Calm Down!

Disney’s shameless marketing is funny and sad, all at the same time.

Today we explore some of Disney’s fascinating mass-marketing tactics for the upcoming Star Wars “The Force Awakens” movie, out December 17th, 2015.

If you’ve not seen the trailer already, you can do so here.

WARNING: Some of these are outrageous, but also quite funny.

It’s worth pointing out that this appears to have become an internet trend, and you’ll soon find out why! I think it’s safe to say that everyone’s brain has been completely obliterated with Star Wars for the last month non-stop. I’ve even heard that cinema’s are booked until January in the United Kingdom? Not surprising when you consider just how big this film is.

So on that note, let’s dive into some of the marketing tactics that have probably, infact almost CERTAINLY forced some parents to making impromptu purchases:

 

1.The Force Enhances! Just what I needed, Star Wars themed Mascara.

 
disney_not_calm_down_star_wars_mascara

Credit/Source

 

2. Vitamin C-3PO

 
Disney_not_calm_down_star_wars_oranges

credit/source

 

3. Perhaps Coffee flavouring is more to your taste?

 
disney_not_calm_down_star_wars_coffee_mate

credit/source

 

4. Oh it’s not just products, but motorways too!

 
Disney_not_calm_down_motorway_signs

credit/source

 

5. People are also seeing things on Google Maps, this is a theatre in Denmark, calm down Disney!

 
Disney_not_calm_down_star_wars_google_maps_sighting
credit/source

Have you been victim of Disney’s shameless and aggressive marketing campaign? Let us know in the comments, and also would appreciate it if no-one put spoilers in the comments either. May the force be with you this December.

For more information on Star Wars, see below

Visit Star Wars at https://www.starwars.com
Subscribe to Star Wars on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/starwars
Like Star Wars on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/starwars
Follow Star Wars on Twitter at https://www.twitter.com/starwars
Follow Star Wars on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/starwars
Follow Star Wars on Tumblr at https://starwars.tumblr.com/

Previous ArticleNext Article

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.