Aerial view of a beach…filled with German tourists
You can bet your ass they’re all German, just look at that superb formation! Only joking, but seriously though, just look at how nice this beach is…
For me I love beaches, but I don’t particularly like it when there’s nearly 50 million people in a small space. That stuff freaks me out. You could easily have a stampede of tourists when an ice-cream van comes near you, or someones dog will come and start licking your face, either way it’s not always going to be idea.
I’m writing this whilst in the UK where it’s actually sunny, that felt weird to say.