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22 Surefire Ways To Spot A London Newbie

22 Surefire ways to spot a noob in London

1. They try to pay for a copy of Time Out.

22 Surefire Ways To Spot A London Newbie

2. They think pressing this button will actually open the door.

They think pressing this button will actually open the door.

3. They stand on the left.

They stand on the left.

4. But they soon learn not to.

22 Surefire Ways To Spot A London Newbie

5. They get the tube when walking would be quicker.

They get the tube when walking would be quicker.

This alternative tube map shows journeys where walking is actually quicker than getting the underground.

6. They end up at the wrong Abbey Road.

They end up at the wrong Abbey Road.

7. “I know this great little restaurant, we should go some time.”

"I know this great little restaurant, we should go some time."

8. They actually try talking to people they don’t know.

22 Surefire Ways To Spot A London Newbie

Fools.

9. They giggle at this.

They giggle at this.

OK, so maybe this one never goes away.

10. They think going to Borough Market on a Saturday is a good idea.

They think going to Borough Market on a Saturday is a good idea.

11. They think going to Infernos on any day is a good idea.

They think going to Infernos on any day is a good idea.

12. When their friends suggest online dating they freak out and think it’s only for losers.

22 Surefire Ways To Spot A London Newbie

13. They still trust TfL’s journey planner.

22 Surefire Ways To Spot A London Newbie

14. They suggest that they might try to get on the property ladder.

22 Surefire Ways To Spot A London Newbie

15. They try smiling at strangers on the tube.

22 Surefire Ways To Spot A London Newbie

16. Again, they soon learn not to.

22 Surefire Ways To Spot A London Newbie

17. They think they’ll leave work at five o’clock.

22 Surefire Ways To Spot A London Newbie

18. They still find the living statues in Covent Garden amusing.

22 Surefire Ways To Spot A London Newbie

19. They try to pay for the bus with cash.

22 Surefire Ways To Spot A London Newbie

20. You go for drinks and they suggest meeting at Leicester Square.

22 Surefire Ways To Spot A London Newbie

21. They claim they’re only in London for a few years, before moving out of the city or travelling the world.

22 Surefire Ways To Spot A London Newbie

22. But we know that after a few months London will have them, and it won’t let go.

22 Surefire Ways To Spot A London Newbie

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