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18 Super Cheesy Puns That’ll Melt Your Mind

18 Super Cheesy Puns

Puns that’ll melt your mind

Here are some super cheesy puns!

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

18 Puns For Educated Minds

He acquired his size from too much pi…

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

18 Puns For Educated Minds

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

18 Puns For Educated Minds

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

18 Puns For Educated Minds

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

18 Puns For Educated Minds

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

18 Puns For Educated Minds

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

18 Puns For Educated Minds

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

18 Puns For Educated Minds

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

18 Puns For Educated Minds

10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

18 Puns For Educated Minds

11. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: “You stay here; I’ll go on a head.”

18 Puns For Educated Minds

12. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

18 Puns For Educated Minds

13. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: “Keep off the Grass.”

18 Puns For Educated Minds

14. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

18 Puns For Educated Minds

15. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

18 Puns For Educated Minds

16. A backward poet writes inverse.

18 Puns For Educated Minds

17. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

18 Puns For Educated Minds

18. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

18 Puns For Educated Minds

That’s all folks!

18 Puns For Educated Minds

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